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Radio For Patriots By Patriots Show Log For Friday, August 5, 2011

It was a madhouse on the show tonight with Bobbie and Steve Dooley claiming they need foodstamps with the US credit rating tanking and the probability of a double-dip recession. But that wasn’t what really bothered Bobbie. It was Steve trying to get control of the phone from her.

Margaret Grey was put out by news that colonics are bad for ones health, not good, as Margaret and her friends Lee Majors and William Shatner believe. Frank, for his part, doesn’t want any of these colonic people “within 500 feet of me. I don’t want them anywhere near me even though I love my wife Margaret. He’s great.”

Dr. Jim Sadler and Chris Norton came on the show….Sadler “soaking in a tub” and Norton at the dance club “One Foot” in Redondo Beach…to give their individual takes on feral donkeys being transported from Hawaii and sterilized. Chris is against it because if word gets out donkeys are being sterilized then every adult star that ever used the word “donkey” in their name….guys like ‘The Donkey Express” and “Donk Don”… will be discredited and laughed at.

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Radio For Patriots By Patriots Show Log For Thursday August 4, 2011

Don Micksa, professor of engineering at the University of Washington and the chairman of the Progessive Student Faculty Alliance at the school, knew he was going to have to deal with his conservative students on the stock market dropping 500 points and their blaming Obama for it. So in order to “even the playing field” he smashed the lecture hall thermostat causing the air conditioning to go out and the students to have to sit and sweat and not focus on their arguments. Professor Micksa said he “debated them real good.”

Mr Don Parsley came on our show tonight to relate to Phil the story of his wife, son, daughter, niece and nephew getting badly hurt in a cattle stampede at the “Eubem County County Fair” (not to be confused with the old county fair known as the Eubem County Fair) According to Mr. Parsley his aforementioned family memers were “hooved, gored and horned” by a “cavalcade of steer,” some even breaking away from the others to single out Parsley’s son for particularly harsh abuse. This nut even asked for donations so he could pay the hospital bills, declining Phil’s $1,000 offer as “not even enough to pay for tap water.”