Category: Phil Pheed

…the comments section is so uncensored that we don’t even censor people claiming its censored. A home away from home for the hard-working Phil Phan, the not so-hard-working Phil Phan and the flat-out unemployed and homeless Phil Phan…

Professor Emory Clayton defended the Vancouver rioters saying the young people of Canada have nothing. “America is a UFC fighter and Canada is a hanging bag in the garage..” In fact, Professor Clayton led a student riot at LA Canyon College when they replaced the Ball Park Franks brand at the football stadium with Hebrew National. “We burned the concession stand down including the cotton candy.”

Ted Bell from Ted’s of Beverly Hills tried to explain away his slapping of a child at the restuarant. “With all these Anthony Weiner jokes, I had gotten sick of it,” said Ted. “When I thought I heard the kid say ‘cornhole’ I let loose.” The kid actually said “corndog.”

Anyway this is him….

We welcomed on the show tonight Chris Norton who, reluctantly, has taken Rep. Gabrielle Giffords off of his blogs’  “Movers and Shakers” list. Outraging Phil and his audience, Chris said he had to do it because the pictures of her released after leaving the hospital showed “eye crimp, head dent and sag.”

Next up, it was retired attorney Harvey Weirman discussing what Anthony Weiner’s next move should be. Harvey doesn’t think quitting or even arrest is the answer. “What if it was Abraham Lincoln that tweeted his thing? What then?” Later, Harvey had his butler George draw him a bath and then went through his nightly aversion therapy ritual that helps him stay off of cigars….heating soup to boiling and then pouring it into his underwear.

Congratulations Vancouver for not winning the Stanley Cup!

Amanda Green

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