Tucson 1-0 45-0 1-0
Portland 1-0 27-13 1-0
Los Angeles 0-1 13-27 0-1
San Diego 0-1 0-45 0-1
Milwaukee 1-0 55-13 1-0
Utah 1-0 14-6 1-0
San Antonio 0-1 6-14 0-1
Houston 0-1 13-55 0-1
Tampa 1-0 45-13 1-0
Miami 1-0 31-24 1-0
DC 0-1 24-31 0-1
New York 0-1 13-45 0-1
LIONS 55 vs Houston 13
Tucson 45 at San Diego 0
Portland 27 at LA 13
Utah 14 vs San Antonio 6
Tampa 45 vs New York 13
Miami 31 vs DC 24
Jack Eigagder kicks off another season of “Lions Line” by interviewing Milwaukee Lions media director Rocco Harstock and immediately gets into it with him over Jack’s use of profanity on air. Callers support Jack. Then Lions head coach Marty Lufthaunsa once again defends his calling for an offensive play that went for a TD with time running out in a Lions rout over Houston.
Phil introduces another Classic Friday, bringing us two December bits, 6 years apart. First, Bobbie Dooley of the Western Estates HOA is preparing for Y2k. “Don’t bring your radioactive asses to my house.” Second, Steve Bosell sues a bunch of kids for not enjoying his “Magic Steve” kids magic act. They head for a bounce house instead.
Bobbie Dooley, Steve Bosell and Jsck Eigagder… What’s not to love?
Lloyd Bonafide attacks his wife as she comes out of a shower because she’s wearing a turban and it’s 3 weeks after 9/11. Plus a “Flashback” featuring Deane Wheeler and discussions of kefir enemas.
Margaret sings “Fly Like An Eagle” and breaks down who did what at the Republican debate. Mouth siren cop Lloyd Bonafide pulls over Larry Grover and his mother after he notices Gloria Grover trying to stash weed.
Jack will address the ‘running up the score’ issue from the big Houston win as well as other pieces of business from this past week in Milwaukee Lions football!
Austin Amarka, carpenter from northern LA county, is on the show to talk about killing animals on his property, specifically animals that he thinks have rabies. From September 2005.
Margaret attempts to sing a song to Donald Trump, Bob Green discusses the creeps at the beach near celebrities’ homes, and Bobbie Dooley comes on to discuss her Twitter feud with Margaret.
Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police tells Phil that Jay’s brother, Carl, is a sexual predator but a really nice guy. He has toy trains and a guy, if known better, you’d understand and probably like. From September 2004.
