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Show Log For Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Jeff Dowder, professor of mechanical physics at Cal Tech put forth the proposition tonight that Obama saved Sarah Palin’s career and America from civil war…..all in one speech….

Later on Brad Rivkind from Rivkind Advertising was hoping to sell Phil on the idea of a “Gabby Opened Her Eyes” lighter, one that has the eyes of a woman light up orange when the lighter is opened…Hoo-Boy

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Show Log For Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Show Log For Tuesday, January 11, 2011

The all-time record holder for packing the most amount of bullcrap into an interview, Don Parsley, called Phil tonight, this time to tell Phil and his audience how traumatized he was by the events of Saturday. In fact he was so traumatized he wanted to mourn. And where does Don mourn? Santa Anita Race Track! The problem is his workplace found out and fired him. So, Don told us, he knew he’d need money “to feed his family” and he laid down a $1500 bet on a trifecta…..and lost. That’s more trauma for Don. And of course he can’t feed his family which includes his daughter…make that his son…no, make that his son and two daughters….no….wait….