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Doug Dannger, entertainment writer for the Orange County Courier and a self-described ‘gay man and gay journalist” took himself and his 8 year old niece to see the new “Yogi Bear 3D” movie. Doug says its the worst movie he’s ever seen and said he told his niece he would “rather she had never been born” than for her to see that movie. He took her 3-D glasses and threw them in the garbage. He was so bent out of shape that when he took her to a Baskin Robbins to get ice cream he announced “I’m a gay man and a gay journalist and I want two scoops of chocolate ice cream for the kid in a paper cup…..NOW!”

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Dr. Ron Tarner is filling in at the Cloverdale High School as a substitute teacher again. This week a student approached him with a Christmas gift, a brand new Ipad. With it came a note. “I hope you get great satisfaction from this as I hope to benefit from our relationship as well.” The inference was that she expected a good grade. And she got it, an A. Dr. Tarner: “How do you flunk someone who gives you an Ipad? There’s an app that reads streets sign and translates them. I’m going to Mexico this month. It’s perfect!”

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Father Hendrie Christmas

I am looking for the bit that seemed to spawn your usage of the term “Backstage Pass” on your website.

I don’t remember who the character was exactly.
It might have been Bobbie saying that she gives her husband the backstage pass, or it may have been a male character saying he wanted his wife to give him the backstage pass in the bedroom.

From what I remember it seems like it was soon after this bit that you started using the term on the website. (But I could be wrong about that)

I used the site search but I couldn’t find it.

Do you happen to know if this bit is available on the site, and if possible the date, or something to help me find it?

Thanks in advance!

Great Show Like Always.

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A discussion of Christmas and family tonight as we talked with the Dooleys, Bobbie and Steve, about how they extend invitations to family members living around the country and then “pray to the savior Jesus and say please…..PLEASE…make them turn down the invite and say no.” Why this contradictory attitude? “It’s polite and gracious to offer but it’s also expected that people with class will say no.” Bobbie says in California, when you invite relatives in from out of state to visit, people say they “got the smell of hog on them…”

The hostage taking at a school board meeting in Florida was talked about by Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police. While an armed security guard ended the standoff by shooting the gunmen who then took his own life, Jay doesn’t think the guard was a hero. “I could have taken the guy without the use of a firearm. Just present a small target and come at him sideways so there’s less wind resistance. Then lock my left arm around his neck and right arm across his head, rotate him 180 degress so the cameras see what I’m doing and snap his neck.” The audience: Jay would never pass the standard psych test for cops.

 

 

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