Category: Phil Pheed

            From Jason Robinson, BSP

Tonight, the insanity of Robert Green, CEO from Frazier Foods bubbled over and set the stove on fire as he seriously proposed allowing people to sell children. A woman in Florida was arrested for attempting to sell her 12 week old grandchild for $75,000. “And the Florida undercover cop she was negotiating with got her down to $30,000….and then arrested her!” Bob feels that if the “fat cat adoption agencies can make more money than US Steel then the average person outta be able to go out and sell a kid.”

Next up it was Vernon Dozier who, despite having had his heart broken by a lesbian in college, was on Phil’s show tonight to talk about the guts of Rachel Maddow sticking up for Keith Olbermann after he got suspended from MSNBC for making a political contribution in violation of company policy. “I want to talk about these lesbians that have had the guts to go out and make this world a better place even if it makes my students uncomfortable.” Vernon figures he had it all wrong all these years and now he wants to share openly with his students about homosexuality.

Tonight, it was Herb Sewell on the show, a man who spent 8 years in the forensic hospital at Atascadero for a variety of crimes against woman and children. Mr Sewell, who is now in a half-way house, was asked by Phil to comment on a provision of Jessica’s Law being struck down, that is the provision stating a convicted predator must stay 2,000 feet away from any private or public school and parks. Herb applauded the ruling saying that now he and other members of the “SOL” (Sexual Offenders League-they have a barbecue twice a year)) would be able to find a place to live. Better, said Herb, to make it illegal for any adult “to bring their child, all dressed up in a ballerina costume, anywhere near me.”

Next hour we were joined by Dr. Ron Tarner who was impressed by the number of hits a woman’s blog got when she wrote about dressing her son like Daphne from “Scooby-Doo” for a school Halloween party. Dr. Tarner decidecd he’d dress his son up like a female for school and see if that helped his boring blog get hits, a blog that doesn’t do in a year the traffic this woman’s does in a day. Ron’s son cried and asked why he had to wear a dress but Ron told Phil “it teaches my son that he can give me back something instead of me giving him stuff. The child support I pay alone is a crime against nature.” Ron said his son’s experience wasn’t all that unique. Ron had a childhood friend named Jim Tanny. Everyone used to think he was related to Vic Tanny, the gym owner. “Imagine how embarrassing that was”

Cub Boy: “God help me but I love it so.”

The October 2001 DATs have been edited, converted, uploaded, and are now available for streaming and downloading! Cheers,
-Alex

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                           From Amanda Green in Miami

Tonight, construction contractor Steven Bosell told Phil and his audience that the story of a baby being saved after falling from a seventh floor window in Paris was the cause of great humilation for him. He was playing with his niece when he dropped the child, not seriously, but enough for his wife April to read aloud to him the story of the baby in Paris. Steve put that together with what he saw as a “signal” from  mother to baby for the baby to start crying plus Steve’s wife eating Butterfingers and Steve decided he was being “slandered and made to look like a fool.”

Marylyn Donnelly from the Sunshine State Tea Party was Phil’s guest the following hour. Ms. Donnelly took the Tea Party’s great victory’s Tuesday night in national elecrtions as occasion to herald a new view of American history. From now on, said Marylyn, it would be “Our Founding Fathers and Founding Mothers.” Even without historical evidence women were at the signing of the Declaration of Independence Marylyn wants to assume they were. “There had to be a woman within a few city blocks of the siging. She could have just as easily slipped in and signed.” And, accoring to Marylyn the same was probably true of LGBT people. “You don’t think it was likely some queer was serving up the ale?”