“Listening to your Best of 02 CD I have…I`d like to hear the entire Plane go Boom, Pants go Brown bit. Could you possibly give me the correct date in 02 as I can`t seem to find it sifting through the 02 archives?”
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Satisfied Customer
Hi Phil,
I had a BSP for the duration of 2004-2006. I recently got the 6-month BSP as a trial period to see if I wanted to come back long term.
I am saying now that I am impressed with the quality of radio you are bringing me today and am going to get the 1-year BSP on my next renewal.
There is no need to reply. Just want to say I love this satirical radio. I will continue to
spread the word to people when I sense that they can “handle the truth”.
A loyal listener,
Richard
A BSP Bit Question…..
“Do you remember when Jay Santos was faced with a KFC Situation? That gag has permeated my lexicon with my wife. Whenever we try to figure out what to do for dinner, one of us would say we might be faced with a KFC situation. Like Christ Norton, this gag never gets old … and it’s quite sessy to hear my wife talk about a KFC situation. Do you happen to know whether that bit is in the archives? I tried a search and couldn’t find it.
Finally, I wonder what Jay (or Chris) would have to say about The Jersey Shore freaks, especially The Situation.
Kevin”
St. Denis, Reunion Island, southern Indian Ocean, where…
…Abby Sunderland landed Saturday
Show Log for June 28, 2010-Video Only
Oct 21 1999 “Flock of Geese” Pilot Art Griego is killing flocks of geese with guns and cricket bats to teach the geese a lesson about taking up his air space.
Nov. 1 1999 “Stankafacation” Jay Santos comments on the female rugby team that was suspended after posing for a nude team photo. Jay says a photo of “beastly” girls could be a concern to public safety.
Oct 14 1999 “Foot-long Marital Aides” Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police went into the house of one of one of his sub-commanders to perform a safety check and found a box of exotic sex toys. Jay says that it was his duty to alert this couple that these items not part of the CAP marital guide.
Oct 5, 1999 “Littering with Children” Bobbie Dooley of Western Estates collected money for a family in her neighborhood so that the husband can get a vasectomy. Bobbie says the family already has plenty of kids and they don’t need anymore.
Billy Bob Something With Some Dumb Shit
I’d like to thank everyone at the Geico commercials without whom I would have never refined my wit..
Tonight, Classics from 1999-“Stankefecation” with Jay Santos, “Flock of Geese” with Art Griego…
…and oh so very much more….Some gems tonight…11 years old and better than anything else your ass will hear tonight…How about that! Plus a bonus! Phil’s Videocast monologue..Phil disembowels the Radio Industry yet again….
This Is Complete Bullshit
This would be the best $6000 you’d ever spend. These are pictures of a Swedish doll made of silicone.
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Hard to imagine this place used to be the home of a psychiatric center….
……beautiful little Camarillo, California…..
“Margaret Grey’s A Little Bird Told Me”: Vince Neil arrested on DUI charge
by Margaret Grey
Vince Neil, he of Motley Crue, attempted to gain some news ink for himself and his band in the usual manner last night by getting arrested in Las Vegas on a drunken driving charge. The Mötley Crüe singer was being held-down….I mean, held at the Clark County jail pending a shower, some breakfast and a court appearance.
There are no further details at present but Neil wisely chose driving while inebriated because people will think “Oh, No, a relapse!” given the frontman’s 1984 drunk driving charge when he had an accident that killed his passenger, Hanoi Rocks drummer Nicholas “Razzle” Dingley. While not killing anyone this time, it’s still the first significant play he’s had in the press since Jesus -knows-when. By the way, in the 1984 accident, Neil was subsequently sentenced to a mere 30 days in jail and he was segregated from the rest of the OC Jail population so it’s no wonder he’d decide to drink and drive again. In fact, the question is “What took him so long?” That’s if anyone with brains is asking it. Motley Crue fans won’t.
The timing of the incident is obvious for Neil given that both his new CD, and his forthcoming memoir, are titled Tattoos and Tequila. Neil also has his own tequila line, Tres Rios, and earlier this month opened the Vince Neil Tres Rios Cantina at the Las Vegas Hilton. Tres Rios is not Cabo Wabo but Vince Neil is not Sammy Hagar and Motley Crue is not Montrose and…well, you get it.
By the way, as expected and to add to the mystery, Vince Neil’s spokesperson was unavailable for comment.
