Category: Phil Pheed

Your Name: Joe Singleton
Subject: HAPPY 20th B-DAY PHS!
Message: Phil: I heard you say that the show is having its 20th anniversary in August today. Man we are getting old (I think I came along around year 6 or 7). Anyway–I heard you tell Bud that you didn’t know what to do for that big 20th anniversary show–here’s my pitch for it:

Bud MC’s a 3-hour 20th Anniversary Extravaganza in “This Is Your Life” fashion, where he brings all your guests in for calls congratulating you (you get to congratulate yourself for three hours–ha, ha) on the milestone.

If you have 40-minutes X 3 hours, my math tells me that you can have 24 guests in 3 hours. And if you started drinking tequila around the middle of hour two–the last part of hour 3 could be all-time-classic. Phil—this would be your most amazing radio feat ever (an all-time classic).
My candidates for the 24 guest would be:

– Bobbie and Craig
– Margaret and Frank (Margaret would have to sing)
– Steve Bosell (with April, Steve Jr. and April Jr.)
– Ted and Marcie Bell (drinking Ted’s from their hotub at “Bell-House”)
– Jay Santos and Major Elvis Newton
– Art Griego
– Art Bell, Gen. Jameson and Igor
– Bob Green
– Chris Norton (live from the Rusty Pelican)
– David Hall
– Dean Wheeler
– Ron Tarner
– Doug Danger
– Jim Sadler
– Father Mcquarter
– Harvey Wireman
– Herb Sewell and Walter Bellhaven
– Larry Grover
– Lloyd Bonafide
– RC Collins
– Raj Fahneen (and his brat son)
– Roland Schwinn (eating B-Day cake while talking)
– Vernon Dozier
– Dan Mixa

Jun 24, 2010 at 12:11 PM | j ”

….it’s a really big deal. We have begun the transfer of 2001 from DAT (digital audio tape…no one uses tape anymore… damn few use disc) It means we now have our headphones on and we are listening to every hour as it processes….This is an example of us preserving our radio show in its entirety, something that other shows can’t do or haven’t done because it is a huge project. For 2001 alone, as we mentioned, it will take almost 800 man hours. But when we’re done, we get to start the process of making all our material into downloads…..

Really, what we are doing is showing an industry the real value of it’s very own content.  And while some of the pea-brains are slowly getting up to speed, I suppose we’re going to have to keep showing them how…..

Tonight Doug Dannger, gay man and gay journalist, told Phil that even though Hall of Fame linebacker Lawrence Taylor was arrested for rape, once people at the Orange County Courier sports banquet this weekend hear about Taylor’s two Super Bowl rings, they’ll be “soothed,” Then Larry Grover blames what he calls a “moral vacuum” at the top of the conservative movement in America for his recent purchase of a teenage prostitute and his friends antics with “a ball boy at the raquet club.”

 I am better looking but….

Welcome all BSP members….

The ’98…..available soon……

It wasn’t too long ago you could farm on your own. Well not anymore. Now everyone wants to farm…butting in, borrowing equipment, hanging around having coffee…pains in the ass…Get the STUD edge and tell the rest of them to clear off and work their own patch of dirt……

….he gets drunk and there’s a Chinese spy sitting at the next table having a malted. Or a Russian…or Bin Laden. No, sorry General…you ran your mouth. Now, you gonna pay…

Big Mouth

In the first hour, Bobbie and Steve Dooley tried to explain that while Jonothan Metz is a brave man for attempting to amputate his own arm after getting it caught in a furnance, you can hardly expect his beautiful fiance Melissa to stay with him. After all, says Bobbie, it’s like what a fourth-grader said to her over at the elementary school….it’s “bait and switch..” You marry a guy with two arms only to find out he has one..plus, if he lost the right arm, that’s the one you wipe with. Does that mean she’s going to have to do that for him too? Later, it’s Lloyd Bonafide. He saw his grandson playing “Call to Duty.” Lloyd thinks the boy needs to know that combat involves pain, not just sitting on a carpet and taking a break for ” some of that stuff in a box he eats.” So Lloyd bent the kids fingers back and crept up behind him with a scream…to simulate what a man sounds like when he’s run over by a tank…Lloyd also walked up to kids at Wal-Mart playing “Ghost Recon” and pinched them “so they don’t start thinking they’re George Patton.”