Category: Phil Pheed

I get desperate messages from my accountant about certain bills and credit ratings and my name being on things that it shouldn’t be on and then we have a subscriber who only wanted one month, not three months and then we have service interruptions trying to upload last nights show and so that means getting my web people and the radio end together to figure it out (always an adventure) and the idea I was going to work-out this afternoon ain’t gonna happen. F this and the F’ing cavalry division behind it. F!“I’ll beat your f’ing ass! Trust me!”–Bad Baby

LIMA, Peru – The lone suspect in the disappearance of U.S. teen Natalee Holloway was paraded — moist-eyed and looking stunned — before reporters on Saturday as Peruvians denounced him and detectives began interrogating him about the murder of a Lima student.

Joran van der Sloot arrived at criminal police headquarters in a brown Interpol SUV and was escorted across an auditorium of shouting, shutter-snapping journalists three times.

Wearing a green bulletproof vest, his hands handcuffed behind him, the husky 22-year-old stared straight ahead and didn’t respond to reporters’ questions or make eye contact.

Outside, seven Indian shamans in brightly colored ponchos repeatedly stabbed a cloth doll representing van der Sloot in a “spiritual punishment” ritual. “We’re punishing him so that all the forces of evil are purged,” one shouted.

…has nothing to do with radio….Radio is a good time when it comes to performance but it’s not where the real future lies…The future for the Phil Hendrie Show is theater, not radio. In the coming months I’ll let you guys in more and more on what I mean. But if we are talking about making serious money and taking this show to another level we’re talking about leaving the radio world behind…………….and entering the realm of live thee-ate’-er

Tonight, we had Bob Green of Frazier Foods on to tell us how he deals with employees sending each other pornographic photos or videos. Bob’s ex-girlfriend used to send him graphic shots of herself until, as he said, he “dumped her.” She then sent one to him by mistake meant for a new man. Bob said it was so graphic he wasn’t sure what it was at first. “She really used the macro on that one.” Bob got jealous because he “never got anything like that” that. So he decided to begin confiscating all the Smart Phones so no women could send a man a photo calculated to drive him “three quarters of the way out of his mind.” Later on, it was Ted Bell of Ted’s of Beverly Hills commenting on an arrest in Seattle over a so-called abuse contract. A man had his pregenant girlfriend sign a document that he thought gave him the right to beat her. Ted admitted that in the early eighties he gave waitresses who comitted infractions the choice between giving up 40% of their tip money or being slapped across the face. But Ted claims now to be a feminist and he supports “feminine” rights. Callers wanted Ted beaten by the fathers and brothers of the food servers.

Apparently President Bush didn’t observe each and every D-Day with some kind of remarks either. In fact only two, 2001 and 2004, were commemorated by the President. In 2001 he commemorated a new D-Day memorial in Virginia and in 2004 he observed the 60th anniversary of D-Day by traveling to Normandy. President Obama gave a speech last year marking the 65 anniversary of the Allied landing. Both Presidents, it appears, mark significant  D-Day anniversarys but not all of them. So it turns out Glenn’s staff doesn’t do much in the way of background because they hate black people. And that is certainly their right but it winds up making Glenn look bad because he’s got dumb whites fact checking.