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Steve Bosell just messaged me……

….He saw the post earlier about the “Golddiggers of 1933.” He reminded me that he had once feared for his own sanity when he found a picture of Bonnie Blakely in the news and thought she was hot…and then found out she was dead…and believed he’d “come down with necrophlia.” I messaged back “yeah, so what” and he went on to say he thought Joan Blondell was hot and she’s been parked too. Now he’s scared all over again. “Sniveling ass” doesn’t quite cover it.

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Show Log For Wednesday, March 19, 2010

Bobbie and Steve Dooley tonight mentioned their Summer-tacular dance competition featuring 6, 7 and 8 year old girls as if it was an artistic and classy demonstration. Among the featured dance moves were “The Spread,” “The Full-Spread,” “The Three-Quarter Spread,” “Junk In The Trunk,” “The Tail Gunner,” and “The Lay-Out.” Larry Grover joined is for a discussion of Congressman Mark Souder, who has resigned after it was revealed he’d had an affair with a staff member. Larry has had it with fellow Christian conservatives failing morally. he thinks the best thing for Souder is to be slapped and thenj back-handed and the best thing for the woman involved is to have her head shaved. Larry also revealed that he bolted a cage around his own manhood as a way of teaching himself not to say the words “boobs” or “tits.”

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Johnny Beane And John H. Figure It Out!

I was able to put a post up on the web site this afternoon while I was driving. And I had both hands on the wheel. How did I do that? Naturally, someone was writing it for me as I dictated it. In this instance, it was Margaret Grey who interviewed me later for her series “Who Knew They Had Talent?” Someone, I forget who, posited that I may have been texting with my…..please excuse me….dick. You imagine that? I mean we have to infer, kid about and drool on concerning sex 24/7 or we think we may never get laid again. That’s how it seems. How childish. Okay, getting back to who won the bone-us points….it was Johnny Beane and John H! Conratulations! Let’s give them a hand! And some lotion!Texting while driving

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Leaving an audition in Santa Monica…

….a Phil Phact….George Clooney, so the story goes, did around 200 pilots as an actor before one of them went to series. I believe that show was “E.R.” Now by contrast, of my first 5 pilots 2 went to series but they were both smellers, one getting toileted after 4 weeks. In the words of Mel Allen, ” How about that!” This has been a Phil Phact, written entirely while I was driving. The Phil Difference? I had both hands on the wheel. For bone-us points, how then was it done?

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Jim Sadler

“There is a position in Yoga called the Reverse Cobra where the goal is to put your knees behind your ears. If they tell you to do that, watch out. It’s pretty obvious what your choice is at that point. You gonna turn that down?” That was Jim Sadler on our show tonight as he related to Phil how he inadvertantly learned how to give himself a blow job practicing Yoga.