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FROM OUR ‘SHEEAAT’ FILE: Is the Earth striking back? (Note: Steve sent me this. Says this guy claims we’ve all caused the volcano in Iceland)

April 23, 2010

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By Alan Weisman

STORY HIGHLIGHTS

  • Iceland has great volcanic activity, is where European and North American continents meet
  • Weisman: Scientists fear melting of ice sheets will lead to more volcanoes, earthquakes
  • Iceland and U.S. revere democracy and want to see it endure, he says
  • He says civilization threatened by economies that depend on emitting global-warming gases

Editor’s note: Alan Weisman is the author of “The World Without Us,” an international bestseller now in 33 languages. It was named the Best Nonfiction Book of 2007 by both Time magazine and Entertainment Weekly, the #1 Nonfiction Audiobook of 2007 by iTunes, and a finalist for the National Book Critics Circle Award in nonfiction. See http://www.worldwithoutus.com/

(CNN) — One endless June afternoon a decade ago, I drove along southern Iceland’s Highway One, past the weak spot in the planetary crust whose rupture recently brought air traffic in Europe to an ashen standstill.

It was summer solstice, a day when the sun lolled at the horizon but never set, turning to crimson the basalt cliffs that face the Atlantic. From countless crags along their length gushed great arcs of water, pressured from above by a weight draped over a hundred square kilometers like a huge slab of white cake frosting: the 200-meter-thick Eyjafjallajokull glacier.

Between the coastal cliffs and the ice lay a band of green slopes, five kilometers wide, interspersed with fjords and valleys that held clusters of farmhouses and barns with red metal roofs, their shining silos and occasional church steeples pointed toward the immense glacier hovering overhead.

The air, brilliantly clear, resounded with terns, orange-billed oystercatchers, petrels, whimbrels and musical wagtails. At 8 in the evening, farmers in overalls were still out haying, their pale hair aflame in the suspended daylight. I saw a string of 10 riders on buckskin and dun mounts, forelegs lifted in the extra-high gait unique to Icelandic horses, making them appear to be swimming through the deep green ribbon at the glacier’s edge.

That extended, gilded moment was as perfect a definition of beauty on Earth as I have known. It remains indelible, even though over the past week, much of what I saw was swept away as Eyjafjallajokull’s erupting volcano melted a gaping hole in its ice cap, flooding what lay below.

A big clue as to why that happened can be found an hour’s drive to the west, halfway between Eyjafjallajokull and Iceland’s capital, Reykjavik, in a broad valley with a sharp cleft down its middle. That place, Thingvellir, is so famous in Icelandic history that practically no signs announce it, because everyone knows what and where it is.

In A.D. 930, more than a thousand years after the decline of ancient Greece, Thingvellir was where Western democracy was reborn. By coincidence — or maybe not — the spot where the Norsk settlers who made up the island’s infant society chose to convene their first parliament is one of the few places on the Earth’s surface where the geologic action that defines our planet’s land and seas is visible.

Here, astride the Mid-Atlantic Ridge, the North American and Eurasian plates pull away from each other. Perhaps 20 million years ago, this wrenching forced an upwelling of hot rock to rise through the ocean, and Iceland was formed.

Thingvellir’s rift valley floor is scored with cracks and fissures; at one point, a lava escarpment that is the eastern edge of North America towers 30 meters higher than the western edge of Europe. The continents are currently recoiling from each other at a clip of two centimeters per year, a process that daily releases clouds of geothermic steam and sends geysers skyward — and, sometimes, molten magma and volcanic ash.

Of course, the farmers who gathered in this shattered young landscape more than a millennium ago to lay down terms for civilization had no inkling that to the west lay an entire New World, where their democratic example would one day be magnified until it forged the philosophical basis for the most powerful country the planet has ever seen.

Both Iceland and the United States exalt democracy as a social achievement worthy of lasting an eternity. Yet the latter’s unprecedented strength has derived not just from enlightened government, but from the release of its own hot clouds: exhaust from its vast industries, fleets and mechanized agriculture.

As we have learned, these gases form an invisible barrier that, like a greenhouse’s glass ceiling, keeps reflected heat of the sun from escaping our atmosphere. The denser that gaseous barrier grows, the hotter things get and the faster glaciers melt.

As they flow off the land, we are warned, seas rise. Yet something else is lately worrying geologists: the likelihood that the Earth’s crust, relieved of so much formidable weight of ice borne for many thousands of years, has begun to stretch and rebound.

As it does, a volcano awakens in Iceland (with another, larger and adjacent to still-erupting Eyjafjallajokull, threatening to detonate next). The Earth shudders in Haiti. Then Chile. Then western China. Mexicali-Calexico. The Solomon Islands. Spain. New Guinea. And those are just the big ones, 6+ on the Richter scale, and just in 2010. And it’s only April.

It’s looking like this may be a long decade. And if we don’t pull carbon out of the way we energize our lives soon, a small clump of our not-too-distant surviving descendants may find themselves, as Gaia scientist James Lovelock has direly predicted, like the first Icelanders: gathered on some near-barren hunk of rock near one of the still-habitable poles, trying yet anew to eke out a plan for human civilization.

The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of Alan Weisman.



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“Fuck All This—A Love Story” Chapters One and Two

Chapter One-Borderline

What a week of discovery and angst. A week in pursuit of the ever-elusive perfect-every-day-radio-show. I may be the only guy on earth who gives a shit……You see, as a friend of mind once told me after doing some research, “You, Phil, are a borderline personality.” This is an actual condition, a state of mind if you will. It is a “type” that psychiatrists recognize. It is marked by mood swings but borderline personality is not “bi-polar.” The borderline personality can be gentle and generous and explosively hostile, all within a 10 minute period. But borderline personalities do not go back and forth all day within these ten minute windows. A borderline may go days and days in a relatively contented mood. He is okay because there is nothing triggering him. For me, good work, paid bills, money in the bank and time alone are all prerequisites if i am to have peaceful days and sleep-filled nights. I can deal with anything if my physical security and peace of mind are intact. But the minute anything occurs to upset those things…an intrusion by anyone that ‘needs’ me, a call from the bank, a sloppy, badly executed radio show in which I can identify people in addition to myself that didn’t do their job or anyone trying to fuck me out of money…I could easily kill someone. And I’m not exaggerating. For people like me fear is not the fear of being hurt. It’s the fear of hurting someone so bad you lose your freedom. So I’ve learned that that kind of anger strangles everything creative and worthwile in myself. I’m literally of no use to anyone, least of all myself, when I’m that rageful. I have to mitigate it. Moderate it. It has taken years. And slowly you try and get a grip on those things that give you peace. You get organized all over again, knowing those triggers await. And you tell yourself you’ll get better at knowing the trigger when you see it and not squeeze it. Being a borderline personality means enduring things other people breeze through. Grocery shopping is torture.

CHAPTER TWO: Grocery Shopping Is Torture. 

I despise all shopping because my mother made a spectacle out of me when we went clothes shopping. My real irritation with “mother” though is much deeper. But, naturally, anything having to do with her seems painful now. And that would include shopping for clothes. “He has broad shoulders, don’t you think,” she would ask a sales lady as the two of them turned me round and round sizing up my look in a 1) car coat 2) V-neck sweater 3) navy blue blazer 4) etc. Of course, mothers clothes shop with sons all the time. So, as I indicated, my impatience with this had much deeper roots. We’ll explore those later. For now though we can trace my immediate hatred of shopping to those forays with mom. Grocery shopping in particular is agony but I can claim some allies in this feeling. Why else would Burger King hit it spot on with their TV ad from a couple of years back.  In it, we see a man standing at the immense doors of an endless supermarket freezer, gazing at all the choices before him. We know he’s going to be there awhile. The voice-over: “Burger King…without us some guys would starve.” That’s me. And that’s why I’ve suddenly got weight to deal with. Older, slower metabolism plus mother issue with shopping equals fat ass on wheels. Grocery shopping with women is, as one would understand, the worst. It seems to take forever. Because it does take forever. When we arrive at the checkout stand, I hate every person there. I hate the checker who appears to be the slowest, most retarded person on the planet. I hate the chatty customer, so lonely and empty their daily exchange with people in the grocery store is a highlight. And I hate the parking lot and the search for the car and the loading and the unloading. And I know all of this is irrational, born of biochemical and psychological imbalances. I think sub-consciously I chose a career where the earning upside was significant so I might one day afford to not have to do any of this shit but pay someone else to do it instead. That’s why, when my economic fortunes took a turn for the worse a few years back, my hatred for all things human ratcheted up a notch. Next up-Chapter Three. My Hatred For All Things Human. (This is the autobiography of Phil Hendrie, currently serialized here on the Phil Hendrie Show web site. Watch for new chapters)

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Show Log for Thursday, April 22, 2010

 On tonight’s show Jack Armstrong opened with a vigorous defense of Comedy Central for censoring “South Park.” Well, actually all he said was that, as a liberal, he thought Jon Stewart was funnier and besides all “South Park” does are “booger” jokes. The next hour Rudy Canosa of J’em Lingerie offered that “big women” don’t look good in lingerie but that if a man gives them a “la-la-la” and the sound effect of a distant foghorn they’re fine. In the last hour Bob Green tells Phil of buying his girlfriend Vicki a “blood diamond.” Bob justifies it by saying “the guy that mined it is dead anyway or chopped up someplace so I bought it to give his life meaning.