Category: Phil Pheed

David G. Hall and Dean Wheeler ganged up on Phil in the first hour telling him he had no right to talk about marine mammals flourishing on the California coast while oil drilling is going on. David reminded Phil that while he was not into censorship Mr. Wheeler’s Northern California Holisitic Center is a sponsor.  Dean said the reason why there are no seals in Florida is because the people of Florida killed them all, not because they are not indigenous to the area. Phil then had another meltdown over the Swith Not Being Flipped…he was almost ready to kill himself when he finally demanded that engineering put in an on/off light. Next hour Jack Armstrong, liberal pollster and blogger, babbled abouyt why he thinks some black voters are joining the Tea party. His theory is that African-Americans just want to pee all over the Democrats because it’s how they act reflexively. They rebel. A lot of hooey like that. A high point of hour three was Margaret calling in to sing an arrangement of “Folsom Prison Blues” she did for Johnny Cash while she was appearing in “Hair.”

 He’s begun introducing himself around the Florida Keys as Major Elvis Newton. I think this is outstanding and should become a national trend. Wherever you are today, introduce yourself as Major Elvis Newton….if you’re a woman, introduce yourself as Major Elvis Newton’s wife….or daughter where applicable. With any luck, this will make Trending Topics on Twitter by 2015.

Jay Santos…not Maj. Newton 

We kicked off with Teacher of the Year nominee Vernon Dozier who says to parents “think like a teacher, not like a parent..in other words think more like me.” Vernon used as an example of his progressive teaching methods, his singling out two female students….and comparing their chest sizes! It’s all a part of hour one. In hour two, Phil does an Obama rant. Basically it had to do with Obama “not being as dumb as he looks.” In the last hour, Larry Grover talks about Tiger Woods’ youth and how we didn’t protect him. Sure he’s 35 but thats his physical age. “He’s way younger mentally and he needs a pony ride and candy.”