Phil tries to get health advice from Dr. Jim Sadler, whose medical credentials are scrutinized a little too closely by General Shaw. Don Berman discusses how he was on the Robert Durst story from day one, except for the fact that… no, he wasn’t.
“I won’t be spoken to as if I’m the pool boy and you need someone to oil your balls up.” (click)
From Thursday, May 24th, 2001 featuring RC Collins and his anti-“just say no to sex” campaign.
Deane Wheeler returns to try and answer Phil’s nutrition questions, but is under orders from Phil not to make any reference to the “traveling squirrels” that appear to be chirping away in the background. Steve Dooley, in a rare solo interview, talks about two weeks he spent at Wheeler’s “Man Camp”.
It’s Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police checking people at little league baseball games. He’s making sure they’re removing their caps for the anthem and that they’re breastfeeding real babies and not concealing bombs.
General Shaw and Margaret Grey finally go to war with Margaret, turning the tables and landing a right that makes the General unintelligible for the rest of the show. Deane Wheeler is thrown through the window of a nightclub by a customer trying to hear Emerelda’s singing.
