I was going to write about the constant collision between the three major elements that have developed around the BP story. I was going to describe the dumb question, the technological challenge and the political pressure. The dumb question is the province of the public and the press. Therein of course are warring elements like environmentalism and capitalism, etc. etc. But I am not falling into the trap of trying to explain these intricate issues only to have people mock me and fall in line behind Phil Hendrie, laughing like the babies they are. So, here is a better way. I’m going to explain the BP Oil Leak, it’s solution and it’s future prevention in language you people and your leader, this Hendrie, will understand. This is going to be so much fun I may have an orgasm at the end of it and I don’t care who that offends. Here goes:
“Oil go boom and squirt and everything and fishies die and the man came with the boat and he clean up. But the pwesident sent the Navy and then the men came and they want to put a cap on it but then maybe that not work. Well anyway we no dwill that deep no more.” There. you happy? I’ve degraded myself just to get some measure of revenge. God damn me.
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