If I Were Tiger Woods…..

….I’d start throwing clubs and arguing with people in the gallery. I’d insult an official, tell a member of the press to f-off, question the honesty of a playing partner, ask for rulings every few minutes and hit the ball into the trees on every other shot all day. People will think I’m coming apart and played out. Then next week I’ll charge out front and take the tournament wire to wire and all those people that counted me out will look like blithering imbeciles.