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Jack Ball Express…Sure Pal, Chicks Dig That “Hi Sailor” Look

From a blog called d-listed

“Markus, Nevada’s first ever legal “prosti-dude”, has packed up his peen and quit the ho business after only 2 months on the stroll. Markus started leasing his dick to lady customers at the Shady Lady Ranch back in January, but only 10 women got to leave a wad of cash on his nightstand. And 9 of those “women” were really male politicians trying to put one past Markus by dressing up in drag. I made that up (but it’s probably true).

The owner of Shady Lane says that Markus leaving was a mutual decision. She says he has gone back to Los Angeles to do porn. That means you can catch him chewing man ass on Corbin Fisher very soon.

Shady Lane hasn’t taken dick off the menu altogether, though. They have hired a dude hooker who goes by the name of Y. Yes, Y. The Y must stand for “Y The Fuck Would Ladies Pay For Dick When They Can Get It From Gerard Butler For Free?!””

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