The California Highway Patrol says breathlessly in a news release that the 31-year-old “American Pie” and “Election” star (are you ready for the CHP quoting the guys resume? OMG) was pulled over early Wednesday in the San Fernando Valley after being spotted weaving across lanes on the westbound Hollywood Freeway. That’s pretty drunk but I’ve seen worse.

CHP Officer Patrick Kimball says Klein was booked and released on his own recognizance. So how drunk could he have been….when they let him out of the lock-up the next morning that is?

Klein’s publicist Jillian Fowkes did not immediately return a call seeking comment because she had to check with Klein’s agent and manager as well as the stuido he’s currently working with. And that’s what a publicist should do.

I know Chris casually having met him at a table read for a Mike Judge project a few years back. Hendrie was there too. Chris is handsome, polite and thoroughly talented. If I wasn’t married I’d cut him a break. and give him a guided tour…..if you know what I mean (wink, wink..coughing “blow job”)