Tipper Gore Doesn’t Believe Massage Therapist Molly Hagerty’s Claims Of Al Gore’s Sexual Advance

Understandably, Tipper Gore, not yet the ex-wife of former Vice President Al Gore, doesn’t want to believe there is any truth to the allegations by Portland rub-down technician Molly Hagerty that Al made “unwanted sexual contact and noises like an animal” with her, a so-called “close friend of the Gores” couldn’t wait to tell PEOPLE magazine 

The “friend,” a well known slut in Tippers circle, also claimed that Tipper had known about the police investigation — which was recently reopened — since it first came to light, but that it had nothing to do with the Gores recent separation since Tipper thought then and still thinks it’s horse doo-doo.

“Tipper has known about these allegations since Al told her he was just finding out about them himself,” the Starbucks Gossip-whore told PEOPLE. “She has known that massage has been very much a part of his health regimen for many, many, many years. But she doesn’t get the connection between Al getting a massage every 5 minutes and the possibility of some sexual misconduct i.e. a blow job. That’s why she can’t figure any of the allegations this Hagerty is making and they played no role whatsoever in her decision to throw him and his shit in the street. Oops. Did I say that?” 

According to the “friend,” Tipper doesn’t understand the whole “hand-job thing and feels strongly that people know she doesn’t believe anything this woman is saying. She’s real proud of that. She remains committed to Al and his reputation.” So said the “friend” a bitch named…ah, I better not.

As evidence of how dumb Tipper is, the anonymous hag told this anecdote:

“They were on a lake in Tennessee, with all the kids and grandkids. Doing lake stuff – waterskiing, cooking out. And there I was, with it parked right on Al’s nose and Tipper just smiled at me and continued scraping the bottom of a mayonaisse jar. Wow.”

The cunt also said that accusations of Al Gore’s infidelity aren’t new to the couple. Tipper just thinks they are all “gossip because people are jealous of how cool Al is. So when he had an affair with a Tennessee Titans cheerleader one week and then a Hollywood producer the next (Darin Starr) she just laughed the whole thing off and got the car washed.”