By Margaret Grey “A Little Bird Told Me” All Rights Reserved
Sheila Hershey, a third rate something or other looking to hitch her boobs, if not her wagon, to one star or another, went south to Brazil, looking for the biggest boobs on the block, cup size: M. Since the United States doesn’t allow tits that big she had to have the surgical procedure done in another country where Jesus knows what kind of antiseptic conditions exist. None the less, since Cup M would set Hershey as the woman with the biggest tits on earth, nothing was too filthy for our girl. So Brazil-bound were her breasts and she aquired the Hulk Hogans in due time. However…..
Since she decided to get butchered Brazil-style she has had so many on-going infections and other health-related issues Hershey has had to have breast REDUCTION surgery. Goodbye Monster Cans! And I do mean “Goodbye.” Not only has Hershey had breast reduction, she’s starting all over again. Most of her breast tissue is gone and implants are the order of the day…..much smaller implants. While we’re not talking bee-bees on a billiard table she won’t be any M cup again anytime soon, you can bet your sweet ass.
As for me, I’ll take my firm, pert breasts. Yes, I’m in my late fifties but my ass is still high and hard and my…..oh my God, what am I doing. Oh my God, please forgive me. I got carried away and I put down in print silly, stupid, vain trash. Oh shit, I hope Tony edits this out because I don’t know how to.
