Craig Battaglia, a salesman with Slitnick Industries is personally responsible for strangling to death some 37 women since 2002. He’s our “One Man’s Opinion” tonight on the Phil Hendrie Web Site. Tonight’s question: “Do you forgive BP for the oil leak now that they seem to have it under control?”
CB: I want to thank Phil and the crew for giving me this opportunity. Weighing in on such an important matter is an honor because I know I get to speak to many more people that just one disinterested whore that I’m buying beer after beer after beer for. If I don’t have an opinion it’s not because I don’t care deeply about this issue. I do, very much so. But I’m handsome. That means when I speak to people and start laying it on real thick they think they’re talking to William F. Buckley. In this forum however, I’m at a disadvantage since you can’t peer into my eyes and read this shit I’m writing at the same time. Why I agreed to this…??? Fuck this. Craig Battaglia.
