Bobbie gets everyone oriented for Halloween with instructions on how many kids are allowed to "trick and treat", what to do when you see "one of these real big kids", and her post-Halloween Calisthenics for Kids.

Bobbie wants to be a true crime writer "just like Aphrodite Joe". So she welcomes to the show Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police, who shows her the ropes even while he's having a hard time pronouncing the letter "L".

Bobbie introduces us to her personal attorney, Evan Bursner, a man she has retained to: A.) sue Phil Hendrie, and B.) if she ever "needs to" divorce Steve.

Bobbie explains why it is that even though Steve's Landscaping business is also the official landscaper for Western Estates, it's not a conflict of interest.

Part three of Bobbie's interview with Dr. Drew Pinsky.

Part two of Bobbie's interview with Dr. Drew Pinsky.

Bobbie continues Steve's tryout as the "poingcast" announcer and discusses friends of hers that "used big words to make themselves feel big".

Bobbie recaps her and Steve's appearance on The Phil Hendrie Show the night before, and talks about her traditional samba dance to kick off the Winter-tacular.