Bobbie recaps the Fall-tacular, including the "fertility dance", getting pushed into seven layer dip, and keeping reporters who are nosey about their fund-raising activities at bay.

Among other things, Bobbie talks about the Christmas lights at Western Estates and how they "must be up by Thanksgiving, no exceptions". And if you are elderly and have a tough time, well "you're on your own".

Bobbie becomes increasingly distracted by how "hot" Steve looks and, you guessed it, slaps his face for it.

Bobbie and Steve get into it with engineer Rick Wiffner who, it turns out, is not exactly as he seems.

Bobbie wants to talk further about the upcoming Fall-tacular and the history of the 'taculars, but Steve keeps butting in. And what happens next isn't good.

Bobbie tries to explain the recent Morton's Nashville controversy...and doesn't do it very well.