Vernon Dozier and Jack Armstrong talk about Johnny Manziel and a little known football prospect that Vernon was sent to sign when he was a pro coach. Plus Bobby & Steve Dooley join the Pastor of the Western Estates Old-Fashioned Chapel, Dale Unger, for a discussion of "the waadle." Not waddle. "Waadle."

Vernon Dozier and Jeff Dowdder get into some obscure sports debate that ends with Vernon ready to kill, as usual. David G. Hall continues the discussion on why the Mike Ohoai Hawaiian Time Show the other night blew so hard, and animal expert Dr. William Brown, who also despises animals, discusses a shark sighting off the California coast.

Phil struggles with trying to talk to country disc jockey Gene Gebel about his newly published autobiography "I've Been Shot 63 Times" because one of those times was in the face and Gene has some nerve damage there. Later, Vernon Dozier introduces his father, Unger Dozier, who talks to the panel about his love of the Dallas Cowboys.

The show kicks off with a visit from Ted Bell, who feels some people have been making money on his back, i.e. the movie TED, United rebranded as TED, and of course the TED talks. Later Vernon Dozier recaps the disappointing softball season.