It's Twitter day on the show. Margaret Grey talks with Steve Bosell about his objections on Twitter to her using Fredo Corleone as a symbol of the Republican Party. Next, Frank Grey, during another round of bad golf, talks about enjoying the Republican debate so much he hallucinated. Ted Bell says he was harassed by a hate group on Twitter over the weekend... dentists who tell Ted he can have his teeth straightened with braces.

Phil introduces another Classic Friday, bringing us two December bits, 6 years apart. First, Bobbie Dooley of the Western Estates HOA is preparing for Y2k. "Don't bring your radioactive asses to my house." Second, Steve Bosell sues a bunch of kids for not enjoying his "Magic Steve" kids magic act. They head for a bounce house instead.

It's Classic Friday and that means two great bits from our massive archive. From January 2006 it's Larry Grover complaining that after hiring an escort to accompany him to a work event, she unexpectedly comes on to him, showing him her breasts and waiting for payment. Then it's Steve Bosell from June 2000, suing Mark Wahlberg and New Line Cinema. He thought Wahlberg's large penis in "Boogie Nights" was real and it caused him anxiety.

It's the debut of Lloyd Bonfide, Mouth Siren Cop, who gives safety tips for driving during the holidays even as he has a hard time turning over his bike's engine. Pastor William Rennick says that the Kentucky court clerk that refused to issue a marriage license to gay people is the wrong person to be the face of the anti-gay marriage movement. She's a balding, four-eyed dork. Later we have Steve Bosell with a new Farmer dating service to compete with FarmersOnly.com. It's called FarmFresh. It boils women down to the level of a farm product so there's no mistaking what the deal is. And Jeff Dowder celebrates a new McDonalds all day breakfast menu!

B&B Construction's Steve Bosell guest hosts and brings on Larry Grover to discuss the Jay D. Blasingame sex site, a site run by the brother of Steve's attorney Delores Blasingame. Then Vernon Dozier gets so angry during his interview he comes to the studio and beats Steve's ass and takes over as host. Mavis Leonard discusses Stephen Colbert's chances of success as the new Late Night host.