The BSP Classic Hour is from October 2001. Ted Bell wants an 18-month pass to be able to drive drunk anytime he wants since he is an important businessman.
Pilot Art Griego is welcomed after a couple of years hiatus. Art feels devalued as an aviator since he heard new drones were going to deliver pizzas and donuts and he’ll likely be offered the job [...]
Coach Vernon Dozier starts to talk about the late Bart Start but eventually tells the panel he’s sick of football and sick of talking about football. Dr Ed Elcott reveals who it is that’s [...]
General Gaylen Shaw guest hosts on Memorial Day. Ted Bell and Jay Santos come on the show to talk about bringing guests on Phil’s Saturday night show at UCB.
Phil hosts this Bobbie Dooley episode wherein she is so shocked by the sound of a Walking Dead zombie behind her she swings a large pot of chili around and clobbers one of her sons who was the [...]
Construction Contractor Steve Bosell echos Trump and tells his daughter the Kentucky Derby was being politically correct disqualifying the Maximum Security. His daughter gets pissed and reports [...]
Even the Principles of Abundance may not save Kenny Slag. He’s now selling a chant that will add two inches to a man’s p*nis.
Phil’s appearing live for the first time in over 2 years at UCB Sunset, Hollywood, CA. 9pm. There will be special guests, a Q & A and, no shit, a puppet show. Grab some at [...]
Dr Ed Elcott tells Phil the Art Bell Marathon actually made fun of ELCOTT The Next Step sacred icons, like Jack Frost or Jacka /Frosta as he/she is known in The Big Thick One.. Ted Bell tells us [...]
Mark Hinshaw, formerly with the Trump campaign, is teaming with Ted Bell for a new kind of stock car race where they go backwards at “high rates of speed.” Bobbie Dooley is in the gym, angry that [...]