Tuesday, July 15, 2003 Hour 1: Austin Amarka is cabinetmaker who removes pornography when he sees it. It disrespects his Christian beliefs. Callers say he's probably obssessed with the items. One of Austin's colleagues sniffed some panties and was able to detect flavored feminine hygiene products. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier has been tormented by his kids summer camp songs. He says he overdrew his bank account by $2000 because the kids were driving him nuts and he couldn't concentrate. For the final segment, Phil plays the Raj Shut Up segment from one year ago (2002-07-10b RFA). Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, July 23, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier looks up to coach Ude Hussein in Iraq and says he wishes he could motivate his quarterback to play harder by putting out a cigarette on his back.

Tuesday, August 12, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier claims that parents, not coaches, are making their kids unable to perform in hot weather because they are soft on them. Hour 3: Steve Bosell is pre-emptively suing his daughter after an embarrassing incident when buying a training bra for his daughters. He says the women of the world are trying to make men out to be perverts so they can take all their money. His wife put him in this position and Roy Hutchins made fun of them.

Friday, August 22, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley coerced area homeowners to vote for Schwartzenegger so she could attend the inaugural ball. She took revenge on those who complained. Hour 3: (FIRST HALF) Vernon Dozier is a high school coach whose championship game conflicts with his wife's mammogram, and he says she'd rather be with some nurses feeling up her breasts. He says the only kinds of nurses that would go into that line of work are dykes. (SECOND HALF) Phil rants about politics, foreign policy.

Thursday, July 18, 2002 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier advocates for interfamily romance between fathers and grown daughters. He's also trying to get back at his wife. His book is called Life With Dad, with chapters like My Pretty Pony PJs, Dance Like Britney, Show & Tell, and Let's Get Away From Mom. Caller Suzanna was so shocked she almost got into a wreck and drove up on a curb. Hour 2: Margaret Gray announces a reality based TV show where she shows how lucky she is to have money and a husband who fills all her needs, and says most American women don't have that. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, May 14, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Paul McNamara is a broadcaster who is using the Iraq Nick Berg video to put Kerry into the White House. Hour 3: Raj Fahneen and Vernon Dozier have a debate about why Muslims don't speak out in America.

Wednesday, August 28, 2002 Hour 1: Lloyd Bonafide is an elderly RV driver who sent a lady into the Snake River because she was tailgating. You NEVER tailgate an RV. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier says upper lip hair on women is the result of a cabal of lesbians, feminists, and hermaphrodites. David G Hall interrupts to demand a new topic. Phil and Bud try to come up with ideas. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about moving on past 9-11, beers, Phil talks to callers. Amstel Light. SECOND HALF. Breweries, talking to callers about beer. Flashback of 2002-08-27a BDO.

Tuesday, September 3, 2002 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-01-25 hour three. Vernon Dozier Superbowl and lusty wives. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley says that her HOA prohibits plastic lawn furniture because it makes it look like a white trash neighborhood.