Tonight Bobbie Dooley commented on the Casey Anthony murder trial. Casey Anthony, in Bobbie's opinion, has what a lot of women want. She is good looking and she has the eyes of the nation on her. There are nights, Bobbie said, that she looks at her son sleeping and thinks "man he's really asking for it." Just kneel on his arms, push the pillow against his face and say the "Our Father" until the thrashing stops.                      Typical Meth Addict Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills thinks John Edwards "still has the smell of hog on him." Otherwise he would have done what Ted does..keep a fund for paying people off that insures nothing makes it into the news. Ted keeps the fund topped off by garnishing ten percent from his food server's and cocktail waitresses' tip money. "Ten percent of their tips is generally what they're going to blow on a meth-addict boyfriend with his Rocky and Bullwinkle haircut!" Huh? Thanks to Nathan Vine for the Art Bell bit tonight..sorry we fucked it up a little....as well as the Ted Bell. Thanks to Kevin Meyer for inspiring the Bobbie Dooley bit.

It was Dave Oliva in our first hour tonight. Dave is an aspiring Los Angeles police officer taking Criminal Justice classes at LA Canyon College. He was on to comment on a family bringing suit against Sea World in Orlando because they claim their 10 year old son was taumatized witnessing the death of a trainer there in February. The woman died while performer in a show with a killer whale. Dave said that until animals are put under more stringent controls by humans kids are going to see these things and wind up "messed up like Edwin Kemper." He says humans "gotta do what we gotta do" to limit the violence done by wild animals to human beings. Later Bobbie and Steve Dooley joined the show. Bobbie told Phil that her sons friend-requested her on Facebook and, in fact, she is very popular with a lot of younger people because she's "cool" and doesn't lie to them like their parents, who'll say that texting bills are too expensive when Bobbie knows there are unlimited texting plans you can get. Bobbie tells Phil she has "over 4,000 friends and that's not normal for someone that isn't a movie star."

Bobbie and Steve Dooley talked about marriage and it's challenges when two people are polar opposite politically. This year Bobbie and Steve have reached an agreement. Bobbie will vote for Obama (she's a Republican) and Steve will let her take a new job at a magazine. Gradually we learn that Steve has "cuffed her a bit," has a criminal record, "closed" one of her eyes once and that she fears walking into a new job with her "jaw wired shut." BUT that ain't all....... Steve Dooley after submitting to punishment from Bobbie for flirting with the Cuntington sisters