Ted Bell is flipping out over the fact that his nephew farted into the new leather of his luxury sedan, devaluing the car by thousands of dollars...   Click here to listen now!

                               Margaret sang tonight Tonight Margaret carved up a variety of Christmas tunes although one, "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas," approached "good." Brass Villenueva talked about opening a new community center where young Hispanic males who have had their culture 'beaten out of them by the Anglos' can listen to 'Feliz Navidad' over and over again uninterrupted until they realize it means "Merry Christmas." Curt Queedy and Guy Barton reminisced about "coming off the mountain" as opposed to just "coming down the mountain." Its means the two of them as young men came off of the mountain where they grew up like a tennis ball coming off the side of a house....they wanted to stay but their relatives kicked them off.... Ted Bell explained that Lee Dunphy, one of the Dunphy brothers, did not beat Ted up one night at the restaurant as was charged on the show by Frank Grey. Ted said his face always swells up to twice its size when he laughs at a really good joke...

..... Margaret Grey sings some of your Christmas favorites, amid growing scrutiny Ted Bell explains his relationship with the Dunphy brothers, West Virginia's Curt Queedy and Guy Barton analyze Phil Robertson and how he got stuck at Level Stupid and Brass Villenueva honors the phrase 'Feliz Navidad' but doesn't know what it means

                 She tried to name her wife 'Glamour Puss' but he didn't like it Commentary tonight from Frank Grey on the lawsuit filed by a "Walking Dead" creator against AMC. Frank told the story, with his gender confusion, of a man he was producing a film with "who wanted to name her wife Glamor Puss for the film she and I were producing. Now her wife was gorgeous and she told her wife about the name swap but he wasn't nuts about it. Keep in mind he had huge breasts and a gorgeous face. I told her, 'Bill if you hadn't snared him, I would have. He's got the greatest ass I've ever seen!'" She just laughed. She knew he was a great wife.' But anyway this guy Cubby Broccoli, she sued Bill because she already had Pussy Galore and he was a hit and she said Bill stole him. '" Plus Dr. Ron Tarner on the women he's dating and Ted Bell talks about the Dunphy brothers, two guys he bets a lot of sports with, and how there's no way they're 'connected.'

              Gip Cummings said Laughlin was innovative, real innovative Phil and Ted Bell talk about the Mortons Steakhouse in Nashville that ran afoul of social media this past weekend by asking a cancer patient to take off a wool cap he was wearing for warmth. Ted said he wouldn't have done that necessarily, taking everything on a case by case basis. If the guys wool cap and his not having any eyebrows really bothered people then, yes, he'd have to ask the guy to leave.... Margaret demonstrated improvising the lyrics to Christmas songs since "no one cares about the lyrics anyway." For the song "Sleigh Ride" Margaret had the line "there's a body over there in the snow." "No one hears the words, Phil. Relax." Phil talked with the panel about the passing of Joan Fontaine, Tom Laughlin and Peter O'Toole. A caller, Gip Cummings, a former marketing guy for the studios, said that Laughlin's innovative techniques were so good they caused two of Gip's colleagues to go home and hang themselves. But "it did sort of thin out the competition  and gave me a chance at some real open field running."