I’ve been at the “Cleaners” lately. That’s a reference to having a mind-wiping done as well as other ELCOTT The Next Step “elevators” or programs and treatments to “disinfect” ego from “the host Ed” or me. These ETNS terms you’ll find in our central pamphlet, The Big Thick One. ETNS = Elcott The Next Step

I’m Jeff Dowdder reminding you to have a great week and have a great… you know.. week! Click the headline to see a robot head!

Yes, after weeks of counseling, fresh foods, clean air, exercise and no booze, General Shaw is ready to re-emerge with an all new Saturday Cinema this coming weekend, a fan favorite, the historic “Creation of the Humanoids,” which we are given to understand is public domain. Seems impossible but we featured it once before. And […]

Yes, this is General Gaylen Shaw. The Dooley’s are on todays show, calling from their car. During an exchange between them, Steve Dooley asks Bobbie if he can drive. Bobbie responds: “You are driving.” This is what I mean and I’ve been trying to tell Hendrie for years. They’re both too far out there for […]

Hi Margaret here, Margay to some of you. Listening back to Phil at the beginning of the pandemic, saying things like “the way I’ve got it figured, you don’t need a mask, just wash your hands” is a frightening docu-eye into the vast, echoing emptiness of a man’s mind. He’s abstract. He’s real different. Listen […]

Dave Stretch, Bob Meat, Candy Corn, Gladys Gagstone, Cindy Sausage….just a few of the “great” adult film stars that have appeared in Chris Norton films. And what are those films? “Climbing Rex Rod’s Mountain,” “Took A Walk In Her Backyard, Late Last Night About A Quarter To Ten,” “Sex In Space: Blastoff To Mars” and […]

This is Bud Dickman and I’m letting you know that on Ep 2283 Jay Santos sings “Layla,” he says, to loosen up the audience and not have them worry about the world situation. But he sounds like a idiot and gags on the letter “L” like he usually do or does, I mean. It sucks […]

Hello, Margaret here. As I recall, the first time Phil did a chat from a hotel room, we were in Atlanta in 2019. Frank and I had stopped by to see how things were progressing. It was a Hilton near Georgia Tech. Well, you can imagine…… Here’s a weeny, teeny hint. There was no room […]

Yes, Mr Hendrie will host the “first Friday of the month chat” this coming Friday night at 7pm Pacific. The chat will be live at the Facebook BSP’s and More page as we’ll be on the road in Phil’s hometown of Arcadia, California. So it’ll be good to see all you BSP’s…and More…gathered in the […]

Overnight flight, Hendrie with close to laryngitis. That’s what he gets for talking too much. I’m General Gaylen Shaw and I ought to know. And he had a tooth pulled. Jesus H.