Ted Bell was the guest host. He commented on Phil's pre-show melt-down that carried over to the regular show. Ted took over after the first break. Ted talked with Frank Grey about his favorite food at Ted's (Shrimp Louie, Caeser Salad and Steak Diane...all entre's with 'people' names...) Later Ted talked with callers about the injury to college basketball player Kevin Ware, a gruesome compound fracture shown graphically on TV. "If I've got heavy cabbage riding on that game, you bet I want to see the injury. I want to see the world...all 69 states." Ted also discussed how he learned honesty from hias father who got beat up one night by a guy who's wife Ted Sr. had made an impolite, but frank, remark to. He told her she had a great ass and was beat badly before buying the husband and the other two guys that had helped him drinks. Ted Jr. told a woman one night "I want to put my meat in your mouth," in the sense of wanting her to eat a Ted's of Beverly Hills steak but was knocked out cold anyway by her husband. "I was proud when I woke up though Phil. I saw people stepping over me going about the business of the restaurant. They didn't miss an order!"  

Will she be on oxygen soon like Larry? Jeff Dowdder and Harvery Weirman had a debate about Dancing with the Stars with Jeff taking the con side but Harvey, imagining he could actually get a date with Nancy Grace, taking the pro side. Also Ted Bell and General Gaylen Shaw discussed SEALTeam 6 and the apparent discrepancy in stories concerning how the mission to kill Bin Laden was actually conducted. Ted felt the disgruntled SEALS should be reprimanded with the words "I will take a giant dump on you" and "You'll be standing tall before the man." Margaret Grey and Bobbie Dooley debated Kim Kardashians size as her pregnancy becomes more evident with Bobbie predicting that a year from now Kardashian will be on oxygen, the size of a house with another kid on the way and Kanye will be at some club in VIP with a "thin, delicate, waif-like Asian......boy!" Again we do apologize that the videocast comes in two parts as the stream was accidentally shut down last night

It was Sluggo Easom, owner of Easom Transport, talking to the Phil crew about the advisability of hiring celebrities as drivers. Yes it would bring attention to the plight of overworked truckers but it would also mean underqualified drivers killing innocent motorists. Sluggo also recounted a story from his driving days when Mitch Purser, another driver, parked his rig on Sluggo's foot. Ted Bell, once again wanting to be taken seriously as a broadcaster, came on the show twice and huing up twice, once after he mispronounced 'Kansas City' by saying 'Kansas Sti-ty.'  Dean Wheeler and his wife were conducting a "Native American Purification & Wedding Ceremony' when Dean became upset with the sound of two squirrels in a tree just above them. He got one of the Native American flute players to climb the tree and deal with the squirrels but the poor man either slipped or "was shoved" off of the branch where the squirrels were and fell to the cement below. Other stuff too 

                       What price a Ted? Tonight Phil talked with Ted Bell about football salary caps and a female kicker trying out with the New York Jets. But Ted's real topic of discussion was concerning how he was not being taken seriously as a sports reporter. When conversation swung around to how much a Ted cost at his restaurant, Ted blurted out "When Seth McFarland used to sell his ass down on Wilshire for the price of a Ted, his ass was worth exactly $9.95." Bobbie Dooley discussed Joan Rivers controversial joke about the Holocaust and Hiedi Klums dress. Bobbie said that she and Steve used to be insensitive to the Holocaust as well "until we tried eating that box lunch on the way to Oktoberfest and suddenly  felt ill." Bunch of other baloney