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Phil was joined tonight by Karen Deaville and her weird brother-in-law Jerry and husband Herb as she asked Phil and his listeners to support Family Day at the Vidalia, Georgia Work Camp where her brother Billy is serving a twenty year stretch for second degree murder. She also said later they'll move to the violent offenders segregated unit where she says she'll serve "my crumbcake!"Georgia Work Camp Family Day With Karens Crumb Cake! Also Dave Oliva came on board to talk about police methods in this day and age of prevention as well as capturing perpetrators after the fact. Dave wants to be a police officer and to enforce the law but he said he also has what he called "my stash" of methods, one of which is bending a guys finger back "till he gives." Pastor William Rennick yelled at Phil for bothering him at bedtime to answer a question about religious symbolism. "I was in my pajamas, had my reading material and my David Lee Roth podcast and then you call!"

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The show began with Phil talking about the gas shortages that he lived through in the 70's as news of Tropical Storm Sandy continued....As Phil discusses this, Margaret farts and excuses herself, leaving Phil, Bud and Robert to deal with it using a desk fan.. Phil talks about the upcoming Party Congress in China and makes a joke about Charlie Chan becoming the new chairman. Steve Bosell calls and mentions that he was listening in the car with his daughter April Jr. (who is named after Steve, by the way) and laughed at the line. His daughter then called her middle school head mistress Erica Dorton and reported Steve's moment of political incorrectness. Dorton called Steve and left a message: Her unmistakable heavy breathing... Only known picture of Erica Dorton, headmistress at CK Corona Middle School  Li'l Ian Anderson called to talk about the flooding in NYC that he caught in...to the point where he had to swim across Time Square with his Starbucks

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actor Tom Sizemore spent several hours behind bars in Los Angeles on Tuesday for apparently missing a court date last month, police and judicial officials said. The "Saving Private Ryan" actor, is trying to make a comeback from drug addiction with a role in TV show "Hawaii Five-O", was arrested by police during a drug-related investigation. Although no drugs were found, police found Sizemore had an outstanding warrant against him, which officials said was issued when he failed to turn up for a court date in August relating to a 2009 arrest for battery. Sizemore, 49, has spent years in an out of courts on drug related charges and appeared on TV show "Celebrity Rehab" in 2010 to try and beat his habit. He is set to appear in the new season of detective series "Hawaii 5-O" as the internal affairs chief of Hawaii's police department. Sizemore was released on $26,000 bail early on Tuesday morning, police said. He told celebrity website TMZ that the arrest warrant was a mistake caused by a clerical error over community service hours imposed in the 2009 case. (Reporting by Jill Serjeant; Editing by Bob Tourtellotte)