The first hour featured Doug Dannger from May 18, 2001. The second hour featured Bob Greene from May 22, 2001. The third hour featured Margaret Grey from May 17, 2001.

Bob Green, Cable TV Consultant, started the show to discuss Cable TV price raises. He says that prices are going up because they have to deal with dumbass people who don't have batteries in the remote or no TV at all. Phil then went on a rant about how he would be a good customer service rep. The second hour started with "Weakest Link", Phil Hendrie style. David, Bud, Bobbie, and Jeff all play for charity. Phil then went on another rant about how white guys got into the NBA finals, and the Lakers/Sixers series. Dr. Jim Sadler kicked off the final hour to say that we should let kids suffocate on a coin and they will learn not to put it in their noses. Jim shows his son what not to do by cutting off his fingers and putting an electric knife up his ass.

Ted Bell kicked off the show with a live report from the Lakers game. David then called in to give Phil ideas to get more women listeners. Phil went on to rant about fans at basketball games not paying attention, car washers, and the pictures on the wall. Bob Green, restaurant owner, started the second hour. He was lowering the drinking age for Jenna Bush because she's got pressure to deal with. Like knowing she'll eventually look like her grandmother... Colleen Kristen Brewster wrapped up the show.

Phil took Monday off for Memorial Day. The first hour featured Bob Green from April 23, 2001; the "gas station owner" bit. The second hour featured Austin Amarca from April 26, 2001; the "Vietnam War re-enactor" bit) The third hour featured Art Griego from April 23, 2001; the "Missionary plane shot down by uprising Incans" bit.

David G. Hall started the show to ask Phil why he wasn't doing schtick about Perry Como dying. Bud then talks about Como's songs. Phil then went into a rant about playing the game Taboo with the kids and having to describe Heffner. The oldest kid describes him as a "pimp", which is different from how Phil's generation saw him. Steve Bosell wrapped up the first hour to talk about his wife's dad visiting from Houston. Steve wants to do business with him, but doesn't know who he roots for in basketball, so he's worried that his father-in-law won't like him if he roots for the wrong team. Bob Green joined us in the second hour as a sports agent. He said that Rodman's 40th B-day bash was busted up by cops. It's racial profiling. Then RC Collins gave his weekly Sopranos Report. Phil then had some comments on the Blake murder. And David G. Hall wrapped up the show to tell Phil that it was the best hour of talk radio that he's ever done.

Bob Greene started off the show to discuss the writers strike. He thinks that it's the fault of TV viewers who watch reality shows now. They do that because they are jealous that writers are smarter than they are. Doug Dannger joined the show in the second hour to gloat about his correct Survivor prediction. He demands an apology from Phil. Dave closed the second hour to answer Phil's question: How would you do on Survivor? Dave says that producers feed them McDonalds and it would be touger in an urban area. RC Collins then calls in to say that Dave is full of crap. Brass Villenheuva started the third hour to tell people not to disrespect Cinco De Mayo. "It's my culture and important to me, but I don't know what it's all about." Phil then wrapped up the show by playing, "Keep Phil From Hanging Up on You."

Bob Green kicked off the show as a gas station owner. He says that gas prices go up because owners need to pay for all of the free stuff that they give out, like paper towels, soap, water, etc. Art Griego joined us in the second hour to discuss the Peruvian pilot who shot down the missionary plane. Art thinks it was because of an Incan uprising against missionaries. Jeff Dowder kicked off the final hour. Some guy called 911 after an accident, and not only did he not say thank you, but he didn't offer a reward either. How ungrateful... Phil wrapped up the show to give his non-controversial controversy: "I do not like Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I could get fired for this..."

Phil started the show with a rant about the Cincy cops, riots, etc. Either they have the worst blacks anywhere or they have a cop problem. Violence IS an alternative. Art Griego joined the show in the second hour to say that the debriefing isn't gonna be pleasant for those crew members. They'll probably end up in the brig. Should've nose-dived that plane into the Chinese control tower. Phil closed the second hour with a rant about going to the desert for Easter. Steve Bosell then called in to tell Phil that there is no Easter Bunny. Bob Greene started the third hour to discuss his "squeeze of lime" promotion. He'll spike female's drinks for the men to make the date go better. Bud Dickman wrapped up the show with his weekly Top 10.

Bob Greene, postal consultant, kicked off thes how. He says that the public doesn't support the Post Office and bitches and complains about stamp prices, etc. It's the publc's fault prices might go up and Saturday delivery may be cut. Rolland Schwinn began the second hour. He thinks that because China is an ancient culture, they deserve an apology. Bush should grovel. Austin Amarca closed the second hour to discuss the recent news that baseball salary averages top two million dollars per player. Fans should boycott the league. Austin would join the boycott, but his son is a top prospect and he needs him to get the big bucks. Phil wrapped up the show by taking calls from the listeners. He also played the "All You Can Eat Negro" from the "Best of '97" CD.

Dr. Jim Sadler kicked off the show to discuss Suzanne Sommers recent announcement that she has breast cancer. He thinks that it's good for her career. She can use it to get her face back out there. The second hour featured sports agent, Bob Green. He was on to discuss the exotic sexual tastes of proessional athletes.