Tonight on the Phil Hendrie Show a local musician, Jeff Dowder, tells Phil his Twitter account, Jeff Dowdder, will get him a TV deal the same way "Shit My Dad Says" and "Shhh..Don't Tell Steve" got their creators TV deals. Jeff plays the drums in a beach band and gives drumming lessons to kids, often asking them to perform difficult technical patterns that they have a hard time with and then tweeting that the kids are drumming like they just "stepped into a puddle of water with a high-tension line laying in it." The following hour Pastor William Rennick questioned whether such things as peanut allergies really exist or whether they are the by-product of Americas fascination with holistic and new age healing. Pastor Rennick thinks much of it is in the mind of the sufferer. When told of one woman being allergic to sesame oil he said "Now you gonna tell me people are allergic to Chinese food?"

Brett Favre, Jenn  Sterger nude pics scandal fodder for David Letterman, Jay Leno, Phil Hendrie  (photos link)  Comics are not cutting Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre any slack over the scandal involving him allegedly sending photos of his penis to Jets employee Jenn Sterger.  This week, David Letterman, Jay Leno and Phil Hendrie have all weighed in on the scandal.    Click here for a previous article on the scandal that includes the incriminating cell phone photo that allegedly shows Brett Favre naked from the waist down.   But be cautioned, it is not suitable viewing for work.  The photo was incorporated into a video from the Web site DeadSpin.com.   The site paid for the photos.    The scandal made David Letterman’s top ten list.  Here is the list:    10. Part of my audition for ‘Jackass 3D’ 9. Uhhh, I was dehydrated 8. An Autograph seemed so impersonal 7. Too many concussions 6. Meant to send it to Commissioner Goodell 5. No habla ingles 4. Offensive line let me down 3. Don’t blame me, I voted for Kucinich 2. If I can’t text inappropriate photos then the terrorists have won 1. Thought the cell phone was gum.   Jay Leno quipped  “Evidently Brett Favre sent pictures of his genitals to a female reporter, but you cannot convict a man on circumcision evidence.”   National radio talk show host Phil Hendrie took on the Brett Favre/Jenn Sterger scandal for an hour on Friday night and again for an hour on Monday night.    On Monday, Hendrie’s  regular pseudo guest Larry Grover of Conservatives of Kern County, insisted to incredulous callers that it is a regular occurrence for men to send photos of their penis to women.    “There isn’t a man listening right now who hasn’t done this,”  Grover insisted.    He explained that it is a normal part of the process of getting to know a women.     “If you expect to get any further down the road, you had better send a picture of it,” said Grover.    Grover called it “humorous interplay” and insisted that when a woman gives a man her cell phone number she should expect to be sent a photo of the man’s penis.    Grover asked a woman caller, “How many penises have you seen on your cell phone?”     The caller said she had seen one from a former boyfriend but insisted that that was part of the reason she was no longer seeing him.    As previously reported, on Friday, one of Hendrie’s other regular “guests,” Pastor William Rennick of the Joyful Union Congregation in Bellflower , California, insisted that the media wasn’t being fair by being so harsh on Tiger Woods while giving Brett Favre a break.      Pastor Rennick told a caller, “He sent a picture of a white penis, that’s OK but if he sent a picture of a black penis, then Katy bar the door.”    Jay Leno can be seen locally in the San Francisco Bay Area on KNTV weekdays at 11:35 pm.  David Letterman can be seen at the same time on KPIX.  Phil Hendrie's show is broadcast on KNEW 910 AM 10 p.m. - 1 a.m. weekdays. 

First off tonight, Phil shaved off his beard. Second off he welcomed Curt Queedy and Guy Barton, the West Virginia state senators who are introducing the "Hometown News Bill." Sure parents lock their kids in freezers or leave them in running cars while they hop into a tavern for a quick blast. But does that mean it has to be reported globally? The "HomeTown News Bill" keeps these "strictly local" stories from being reprinted natonally and internationally and turning some poor local boob into "Adolf Hitler." In the second hour, Pastor William Rennick came on the program to comment on Steve Johnson, the Buffalo Bill wide reciever who blamed God on Twitter for Johnson dropping a pass against Pittsburgh that migjht have won the game. Pastor Rennick said that while you must love God and trust in God "ain't nothing wrong in calling God out. It's like a baby getting a vaccine. "The doctor shoots that baby in the butt with the vaccine and that stings and stings bad. And the baby looks back at the doctor and says 'You got a fight comin'. It's comin today."

Larry Grover and his mother Monica talked about Herman Cains problems and Monica Grover revealed that Larry's father had an affair with a girl that worked in his machine shop in Westchester. Mrs Grover also said that to get back at Mr. Grover she had affairs with two aspiring LA politicians, Blake Fondell and J.K. Carruthers, an auto dealer in Santa Monica...... She says Larry saw her and his father, each with their boy and girlfriends, at "Lincoln Bowl" during a league night but that Larry has "blacked it out."    Larry Grover, as a kid, getting out his angst Tigers Woods former caddie's offensive remarks at a recent dinner were discussed by Phil, Pastor William Rennick and Reverand Olindo of the Pentacostal Cathedral in Mexico City.  Reverand Olindo reminded Pastor Rennick that on a recent visit to Mexico he couldn't stop with the Taco Bell jokes With Bud Dickman, Robert Leonard, Margaret Grey, Frank Grey, Harvey Weirman and David G. Hall

Margaret Grey butchered the song 'Bridge Over Troubled Water." She also carved "Waiting For A Girl Like You" a new ass. Show Log For Monday, May 29 2012RC Collins, a cadet at Bradley Military Academey, took exception to Phil's pre-show tirade and the language that he used and with David G. Halls help used that to get Phil to talk about the Miami face-chewing episode and whether it was inspired by the Walking Dead...Margaret Grey, in order to cheer Phil up, sang (or butchered) the song 'Bridge Over Troubled Water." She also carved "Waiting For A Girl Like You" a new ass. Doug Dannger and Pastor William Rennick debated two Abraham Lincoln movies coming put this year; "Lincoln" with Daniel Day-Lewis and the action/schtick flick "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter." Pastor Rennick claimed that Lincoln "could kick Dracula's ass, that Interview with a Vampire vampire's ass, Blade's ass and those little twinkle-toe Twighlight vampires' asses!"

"Mr. Wheeler tried to finish the interview by writing his responses to Phil on a notepad and having the bartender read them but that wasn't happening either." Show Log For Thursday July 12, 2012Tonight, Pastor William Rennick and Father James McQuarters discussed a recent poll showing confidence in religion is at an alltime low. Pastor Rennick tarced it to the Jimmy Swaggart affair which he got all wrong. "My understanding is he was holed up in dirty, dusty motel with a sister that he had tied up, a boy and a white and that the only traffic ngoing in and out of that room for five days was the delivery of 4 chicken dinners and an order of vodka" Margaret Grey was scheduled for a report on Penn State but Frank, her husband was watching some beauty pageant and apparently masturbabting. Dean Wheeler photographed his injury sustained when a party guest grew weary of Dean yelling at his wife singing on stage Dean Wheeler has produced a documentary on right wing media called "The Right Hand of God." He spoke with Phil from a screening party in the Bay Area where his wife was onstage singing. Dean was assaulted during the interview by a guest irritated with Wheeler's hooting at the stage. With his mouth badly swollen, Mr. Wheeler tried to finish the interview by writing his responses to Phil on a notepad and having the bartender read them but that wasn't happening either. With Bruce Batvey, Lloyd Bonafide, Karen Deauville and Frank Grey

"Margaret went on to tell Phil that she demands her son eat every morsel from his plate or 'by God I'll make you lick it clean.' When Bud yelled out 'that's what's she said' Margaret dropped him" Show Log For Thursday October 4, 2012 Phil, Margaret and Robert were joined by Pastor William Rennick and his wife Clara to talk about monitoring school lunches and the way in which Phil sounded "panicked and lady-like" when he announced Turkey was shelling Syria over a border incident. Pastor Rennick insisted that Phil 'shrieked like a lady that's seen a mouse."                        Hot slop program? Margaret meanwhile tried to explain to Phil what was going on with school lunches. Saying there was not only "surprise meat" being served in school cafeterias but "surprise pie, surprise dip and the surprise the cafeteria lady gives you later" Margaret went on to tell Phil that she demands her son eat every morsel from his plate or "by God I'll make you lick it clean." When Bud yelled out "that's what's she said" Margaret dropped him and threw him outside, telling Robert to "throw a bucket of water on him."