RC Collins, from July 2003, says that many of the soldiers in Iraq are crying too much about the length of their deployment and other perceived bad conditions. RC, a military school cadet, says that he and his fellow cadets would represent the military in theater far better.

Phil interviews Chris Norton, telemarketer and aspiring adult film producer, over an incident Friday in which Chris says he was “assaulted” by a lesbian couple. Reverend Dave Castorini from the Castorini Youth Ministries says that all Shirley Roper of Westboro Baptist needs is a lot of good, decent sex. But once he sees her face […]

And Reverand Dave Castorini says he has the answer to Shirley Roper and the Westboro Baptist Church

Phil comments on the film “Deranged” (Idaho Transfer), a movie directed by Peter Fonda and featuring a machine that moves people molecularly from one place to the next. Women can only wear panties while transferring.

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Roland Schwinn uses youth camps he’s started as cover for child labor, clearing land he owns. Plus Ted Bell gives wedding advice. From July 2002.

Dr Ron Tarner is on to talk about the discovery of a new Earth-like planet beyond our solar system, but he can’t get past Stephen Hawking winning a joke contest he was entered in. And Jay Santos comments on a run-in Phil had with local police… Or were they?