Hour 1:
"Rockin' and Grinnin'" Pastor William Rennick is worried that Stevie Wonder might stop grinning if he successfully undergoes surgery to repair his sight.
Hour 2:
Phil discusses the Atkins diet and quitting smoking. An elderly women calls in to tell Phil that he made her laugh so hard that she blew her mud.
Hour 3:
Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell: General Johnson Jameson finds a demon in his ass! Joe Dickhead & the Professors NFL Picks!! Darryl Webber's Funky Chicken Cacophony & Liquor Jamboree.
