Hour 1:
Margaret Gray says Ben Affleck should be honored with a burial at Arlington Cemetery. Nobody would have ever heard of Pearl Harbor if not for the movie Ben just starred in. Phil closes promoting the upcoming webcast.
Hour 2:
Phil Hendrie with Phil Hendries Christmas Wish List. He desperately wants listeners to help. Joe Dickhead & The Professor join the program with NFL PICKS. Phil discusses Jackie Gleason.
Hour 3:
FIRST TWO THIRDS. Dr. Jim Sadler joins the show to talk about how cats are not as evolved as dogs: when's the last time you saw a guy walk a cat? LAST THIRD. Phil talks about a mean family cat. Flashback of a Roland Schwinn bit offering a unruly school.
