It was Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills telling Phil about firing two food servers who didn't want to have to watch "Jersey Shore" in order for them to be "conversant about the hippest shows with customers." The two women were Italian-American and found the show offensive but Ted says he likes to "relax looking at these duimb (whispered) greaseballs especially since two guys tried to 'put the arm' on my father a few years ago." Clearly Ted's talking about organized crime but he presses on. "Plus, that show has made it okay to say things like (whispered) guinea."
Vernon Dozier appeared on the show tonight to tell Boomers they should live "every ounce of their lives" before they even think about leaving a will or an estate plan. Vernon believes that relatives and others after a certain point go from loving you to rubbing their hands together waiting for you to check out. Vernon wants the most out of life and then he'll make out his will. He talked about wanting to go out "sailing down the back stretch of the Daytona 500, getting air and flying off the track becoming a fireball just out of sight. If I have done my will before that, great. If not every penny goes to the state and I dont care. I'll be a flaming ball of energy, basically the Sun."
