Eric Eisenblatt, criminal defense attorney commented on a case involviong a father beating his son for not making a catch in baseball. the mans actions were videotaped by a neighbor and he was arrested. But Mr. Eisenblatt believed the man was not given the benefit of the doubt. “I don’t know a lot about baseball,” said Mr. Eisenblatt. “But when my daughter didn’t get the home runs I told her to get I decided to show her what a clumsy fool she was. I’d either trip her or just pull her pants down in front of everyone. HaHa.” Later 28 year old telemarketer and self-described good looking guy Chris Norton talked with Phil about his “Fifty Shades of Chris” promotion. On the Fourth of July Chris will spank one cheek of any woman’s ass hard enough to leave a red hand print if she pays five bucks. “Women like having their ass cheeks painted,” said Chris
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Does anyone remember the intermission music from 2005/2006 when Phil was on Premiere Radio Networks + XM Radio? I still remember at least 2 of those songs. I wonder if there's any way to hear them again… they'd really bring back some memories.
"YOU GOT A FACE THAT WOULD MAKE A FREIGHT TRAIN TAKE A DIRT ROAD."
THIS ZINGER IS FROM A 1976 MOVIE CALLED "CANNONBALL" STARING THE CARRADINE BROTHERS.
"THAT TEARS IT."
THIS ZINGER IS FROM A 1956 MOVIE CALLED, "THE SEARCHERS," STARING JOHN WAYNE.
STAY TUNED FOR MORE OF PHIL'S ZINGERS
PLEASE DISREGARD PREVIOUS POST!!
YOU CENSOR ME? THAT'S COMMIE SHIT MAN! YOUR REALLY ARE AN OBAMA SUPPORTER.
Bath Salts is a faux name for Methadrone, like a combination of Coke and Amphetamine, i saw a guy break his wrists while handcuffed and started to pull his hands off….it's everywhere, and kids are thinking it's no big deal because of the name. The Miami Cannibal took five direct hits thru the chest before he quit. It's way more freakish than PCP……and I was a cop for years and EMS currently and before….a big shot of Valium IV won't always work and that's bad