Hour 1: Don Parsley is a man who is sentimental about the idea of having kids, but makes no bones about beating the hell out of them if they do something bad. He also has issues with Ozzy Osborne.
Hour 2: VARIETY.
Hour 3: Clara Bingham says that the reason kids are doing poorly in school is because their dumbass parents made them that way, so she encourages kids to use their parents cars and credit cards to get back at them. She mentions Hogans Heroes.