It's Scientology talk from Phil to start the show as word comes out that Tom Cruise admitted in a deposition that Scientology drove Katie Holmes and daughter Suri to leave him. Later Father James McQuarters talks about the thousand yard stare most Scientologists exhibit because "they're scoping out the horizon looking for Xenu to land."
Top college football rankings are discussed with Coach Vernon Dozier who takes a little offense at Phil joking about the BCS computer. To Vernon, the BCS computer is "a big part of a lot of our lives in football. I like to think that the BCS computer and I have 'a thing" if you will or 'an understanding' and I don't think of it in the filthy, degenerate way other coaches do."
