FIRST HALF. Phil announces subscription website. SECOND HALF. Jeff Dowder rambles about how everything sucks now that George W Bush is in office (‘The Way We Was’) and gets the Bushes mixed up.
Ted Bell doesnt want kids that have undergone chemotherapy going in his restaurant collecting for the children of Afghanistan. He wants them outside in front of a bank next door so they don’t infect the customers. He says his alcoholic customers will look at a pale kid with a pewter plate of coins and go into DTs thinking they’re a ghost.
Joe Dickhead’s NFL picks, flashback, football, post 9-11 news, callers. Phil talks about a subscription based website coming up.