Hour 1: VARIETY.
Hour 2: Brass Villanueva micromanages his restaurant’s salad bar — if you don’t finish your salad you won’t get your entree.
Hour 3: Vernon Dozier stresses the importance of our willingness to be probed so that we can receive help from aliens, and is taking students out into a rural area to expose their orifices as willing recipients. His ringtone keeps playing Beethoven’s “Fur Elise”. Phil closes talking about a Britney Spears mob problem at a radio station, talks to a snow groomer, and remembers skiing.