Monday, August 16, 2004

Hour 1: Phil recalls a recent conversation where his young son explained that Buzz Aldrin’s refusal to swear on the bible that he went to the moon makes the landing seem a bit fishy. Then, it’s time for “The Cowboy Jim Show!” Before an audience of enthusiastic children, Cowboy Jim takes a hoof to his “royal American” as he unsuccessfully tries to brand a feisty calf.

Hour 2: Don Parsley survived Hurricane Charley in Florida. He wants $300K to rebuild a 3000 sq ft house and flip it. He says “I’ve been through hell, and people get to sit back and have no hell, so I guess it’s payback time.”.

Hour 3: In this flashback, Jay Santos, with the Citizens Auxiliary Police, talks about “Project Go.” This new task force investigates stay-at-home moms who hang out at coffee houses when they should be doing domestic tasks. Next, Jeff Dowder calls from Athens to discuss the Olympic games. He explains that the Chinese are sweeping the medal count due to their almost infinite field of horizontal vision. He also has some unrelated theories about Keith Richards’ longevity.