The economy may be showing some signs of rebounding but that doesn't mean people haven't been forced to take some drastic measures in their personal lives. Take "Jack" for instance. He came on the show tonight using only his first name because of his unusual "entrepreneurial" choice. After seeing his business as a political pollster and writer go in the tank he sat his wife and daughter down and asked them what they thought about working in a "family-owned" escort service....with them being the escorts. "Jack" says that as a result of this business choice, they saved their home, saved the tuition for his daughters school, was able to buy a catamaran, get Netflix and an Xbox for his son and maintain his membership in a country club. True, his daughter has hepatitus and he was forced to slap the daughter and wife around for refusing to work one night. But he bought the daughter a new yellow Corvette. When Phil cracks that yellow will match the color of the girls skin, "Jack" puts the phone down and begins to, mockingly, applaud and laugh as in "Oh my God, aren't you funny!" Later on in the show Phil announces that 54% of people voting thought "Shit My Dad Says" will be a hit while 46% thought it would stink it out. Then Bud confused Green Berets with Green Bay, Wisconsin.
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