Hour 1:
Jay Santos of the Citizen's Auxiliary Police wants to get all the beards off of the Santa Clauses because his son mistook Bin Laden for Santa. Phil closes promoting the Backstage Pass, talks about the profiling of Saudis in America.
Hour 2:
FIRST HALF. Phil attempts to explain the idea of the show to the audience. He takes some calls from regular callers. SECOND HALF. Steve Bosell did not let his wife use the bathroom while driving in a sketchy part of town. She did it in the car, so he's suing her. He claims he was saving two lives.
Hour 3:
FIRST HALF. Flashback of 2001-11-29b AAM (not Vernon Dozier as erroneously introduced) as store Santa. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about Taliban member John Walker Lindh. Roland Schwinn talks about him not wearing underwear because it is unhealthy. Phil cracks up a bit as Roland explains.
