Chris Norton kicked off the show tonight to tell us his secret of getting out of speeding tickets. Chris says that he intimidates cops with his '86 IROC and tattoos. Cops target him because his car is faster and he has chicks giving him head.
In the second hour Phil went on a rant about going on the Disney Cruise, Orlando, and the Caribbean.
Roland Schwinn joined us in the third hour. He says that parents are killing kids in the summertime because they are jealous of success, or if they fail, they feel like being taken for a ride. In summer kids are home in the parents' faces for three months.
