Monday, May 5, 2003

Hour 1: Jay Santos wants to ban bachelorette parties because they are degrading to women, and given the shortage of nuns in this country it makes women not want to make religion their vocation.

Hour 2: VARIETY.

Hour 3: (FIRST HALF) Glenn Wilcox is a California patrolman who doesn’t like the epidemic of speeding. He will ticket anyone automatically who says ‘why did you pull me over’, but if there’s a good excuse he has another solution, force them to go 80 mph. (SECOND HALF) Taylor County High Prom.