Phil, rushing in from a Bobbie Dooley Podcast, kicked off the show with a discussion of Houston Texan head coach Gary Kubiak and his medical situation. Coach Vernon Dozier said that football is so stressful he willingly chose homelessness during a period of his career, not bathing for a year and sleeping on a picnic table, rather than keep coaching.
Margaret Grey practiced her new version of the Cowsills song "The Rain, the Park and Other Things" turning it into a song sung by a vampire stalking some dumb girl.
