Phil and the panel are back. Larry Grover is named “Christian businessman of the year” by Conservatives of Kern County. But things take a turn when they find out he was born into a cult. Bobbie Dooley discusses the fact some people who’ve never seen her think she’s black. And the fact she has a “deep, rich tan.”

Even the Principles of Abundance may not save Kenny Slag. He’s now selling a chant that will add two inches to a man’s p*nis.

Phil’s appearing live for the first time in over 2 years at UCB Sunset, Hollywood, CA. 9pm. There will be special guests, a Q &  A and, no shit, a puppet show. Grab some at https://sunset.ucbtheatre.com. In the inaugural Sunday show, Dr. Elcott interviews Gloria Grover about the ELCOTT philosophy of “walk on” and talks to the notorious four year old OverLord Beans Halberstam.

Bill Cumming, or Brad Cummings (it changed within a few minutes) an ally of Margaret’s in her fight against the death penalty, runs into a problem. He’s also produces adult films. Dave Oliva is doing a paper on Donald Sterling for his criminal justice course at LA Canyon College. Doug Dannger takes a look at V. Stiviano.

Coach Vernon Dozier endures the panel and explains his early life looking for coaching gigs, when he had to dance.. that’s right, dance in clubs and at private parties to make ends meet. Jay Santos interviews Deane Wheeler and Wes Hurlford to make sure the subject of Wes’ hit record about infidelity, “There’s a Midget” hasn’t been hurt by Wes or isn’t being stalked by him.

General Shaw’s special guest commentator is Bob Green from Frazier Foods, who brings in “Cause for Alarm” starring Loretta Young. Cheeseball all the way.

Phil hosts the first ever 2 hour BSP chat.

Dr Ed Elcott tells Phil the Art Bell Marathon actually made fun of ELCOTT The Next Step sacred icons, like Jack Frost or Jacka /Frosta as he/she is known in The Big Thick One.. Ted Bell tells us that he gnaws on the bone from a Ted’s of Beverly Hills t-bone for hours, well after he’s left the restaurant, while he strolls through a bookstore, while he’s driving or mast********.

A reminder, the BSP Chat goes to summer hours this Friday, adding an hour, now from 7-9pm. On the show RC Collins wants to start a dating site like FarmersOnly.com, only not sexually inappropriate, like FarmersOnly.com, having women meet the farmer in cornfields. Tom Cattan’s health wagon is back in town and Dean Wheeler describes the informality of his so-called “Yogo” classes. Encore show from April 25, 2017.

It’s Gene Gebell’s Country USA. Genes had his ass kicked by some of the top country artists in the world. This week he talks about getting f’ed over by Rascal Flats, Carrie Underwood and Garth Brooks.