The panel discusses the recent news about the capuchin monkey using tools with Dr. William Brown… or is it Dr. Arthur Barn? Then the gang dives into the Pokemon Go craze and Coach Vernon Dozier attempts to make sense of it all.

Phil takes shit from the panel for having been out with more of the cold. Dr. Ron Tarner wants to talk about the discovery of a dwarf planet in our deep solar system but Margaret issues a protest against the term “dwarf.”

Chris Norton fills in for August Selsen on the 'August Selsen Sexual Exploration Hour.' He brings on his buddies Justin Butterman and Dave Cavenan, who has a slight problem that threatens his friendship with the guys.

Ted Bell has settled on a new slogan for his restaurant: 'If you're not allowing my meat in your mouth, you're starving to death.' Professor Emory Clayton has written a new paper: 'Robot Terror.'

Phil talks to the BSPs about the old days of the Western Hockey League. The BSP Classic Show from June 2005 features Bob Green’s Memorial Day weekend sales, ruined by a guy who wanted to buy “Pinto Beans.”

Deane Wheeler gives up managing his wife Emerelda so he can give his new "Yogo" classes the big push. Chris Norton rolls out a couple of rap tunes he intends to use as promotional tools for his adult film career.

Phil welcomes everyone back from the Fourth weekend. General Shaw is angry over what he calls “the drunks and phonies who claim to love the country but are blowing themselves up like amateurs and don’t know how to display the flag properly.”

Coach Vernon Dozier remembers his days driving on the junior stock car circuit and brings on a recording of radio traffic between himself and his pit crew when he was spun around and sent airborne at the Love 400 in 1992.